My lawn gnomes keep edging closer to my door do you think they are up to something sinister?

This post was written by admin on May 4, 2011
Posted Under: the perfect lawn
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yes you should see what they do while you are sleeping.

#1 
Written By lilshrtcke2001 on May 4th, 2011 @ 9:57 pm

YES!!!!!take a hammer out there and SMASH them!!!!

#2 
Written By !chika! on May 4th, 2011 @ 10:43 pm

they just want to be like the travelocity gnome

#3 
Written By Dr. Acula on May 4th, 2011 @ 11:05 pm

that’s kind of creepy don’t you think? Are they hiding their ice picks?

#4 
Written By Poindexter on May 4th, 2011 @ 11:09 pm

They’re coming to take you away….he,he, to the funny farm where all is happy and all is gay…

#5 
Written By bobemac on May 5th, 2011 @ 12:06 am

Maybe they’re Underpants Gnomes and they want your underwear?

#6 
Written By crack_ho73 on May 5th, 2011 @ 12:56 am

Yep, they probably are.. watch out.

#7 
Written By Frog on May 5th, 2011 @ 1:28 am

Yea I think they are. I’d be very scared if I were you

#8 
Written By forbodingdeath on May 5th, 2011 @ 1:47 am

Maybe there wanted to take over your home.

#9 
Written By I change my name72 on May 5th, 2011 @ 2:06 am

They know people have been stealing them off front lawns and they are just hiding

#10 
Written By Johnny Walker on May 5th, 2011 @ 2:06 am

Right before you go to bed, ask them what they want.. then sleep on it,,
probably non sinister lol..

#11 
Written By garbhgealach on May 5th, 2011 @ 2:37 am

I believe that gnomes, if they enter your home, like to tidy up after you and sort of serve you. Leave them some milk and some ale in order to offer friendship.

#12 
Written By kathryn on May 5th, 2011 @ 3:28 am

Garden gnomes are evil man. They just come out of the weeds blowing everything they got at you then disappear. They’re like ghosts. Like the wind…

#13 
Written By The Little Road Apple That Could on May 5th, 2011 @ 3:32 am

They are plotting world domination. By inching closer to your door, they are trying to gain access to your computer in order to contact the leader of the Gnome Mafia who lives in Sicily.

Their ultimate goal is to rid the world of ALL other lawn ornaments. The gnomes hate the fake pink flamingos, deer statues, and lawn jockeys. They want to be the only lawn ornament and they will not rest until they succeed. Hence the need to contact Giuseppe, they need to put out a worldwide hit on the other ornaments, and he is the only Gnome who has the power to sanction the hit.

#14 
Written By celeste_1965 on May 5th, 2011 @ 4:07 am

Yes! Just play it safe and leave the house and everything and change your name and never look back.

#15 
Written By Nevar on May 5th, 2011 @ 4:32 am

No, they are just hungry, if you feed them they will back off. =)

#16 
Written By spiritcavegrl on May 5th, 2011 @ 5:08 am

Don’t take this lightly. Set traps and really try to stop them. Cement them in place with about two feet of concrete. This is serious business, they are planing to take over the world one family at a lime.
If you have any more problems call the gnome hot line, there should be one in your city.

#17 
Written By Phigment of Your Imagination on May 5th, 2011 @ 5:36 am

I would be extremely concerned and a bit worried.

#18 
Written By toknsmoker on May 5th, 2011 @ 6:35 am
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